Snooze Fest
Ah, sleep why do you mock us so? We spend all day trying not to indulge you, but when nightfall comes and our heads touch the coolness of the pillow, you leave us high and dry. Instead, our brains activate the No Sleep Code. This may include reliving your top ten embarrassing situations or regretful moments, thinking of better, often more wittier lines to win the argument you had today, mental discussion on possible diseases you may have, compiling a comparative list of expen